My favorite Carlin lines include ...
"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."
"It's okay to prick your finger, but don't finger your prick."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?"
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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